This week, the letter ‘E’ is brought to you by a certain half-arsedness and a lack of inspiration. If anyone has any to add, please do:
Early Bumblebee, n. – I’ve seen earlier.
Ecology, n. – Newt counting, in the main.
Eider, n. – The campest of the ducks
Elder, n. – A lightweight tree, useful mainly for making various types of alcohol with:
Or; your betters.
Environment Agency – ah, those guys. You know, the ones who aren’t the other lot, or the other lot? They do the flooding don’t they? I can’t keep up.
Environmental Education – Generally speaking, herding pre-schoolers and keeping them from falling into ponds. Once they hit an age where they can be thoroughly tested and hit over the head with largely pointless exams, environmental education mysteriously disappears from the curriculum. Because who needs to know about nature, really?
Ermine, n. – Worn by a stoat when life is at its hardest and the elements at their fiercest, or a politician as he is gently shuffled towards a cushy job in the other place.
The EU – let’s not, shall we?
Evergreen, n – See also Craven, John
Extinction, n. – The inevitable fate of most public sector Ecologists